have no regrets
except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those
one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony”
and then “what if his last name was award”
and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”
emmy, tony, and oscar award
oh my god
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
why be rude when you can be nude
porque no los dos?
i dont speak chinese
