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levynite:

IT BOINGED ONTO ITS OWN HEAD

"I want to be
craved
by you.
I want you
to think about kissing
me
as much as I
think about
kissing
you."

- Alena M.  (via untravelledroads)

(Source: 400eurojob)

shutupaubrey:

i hate getting close to people because then they realize i’m a piece of shit

macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

durrymuncher:

*wears a nice suit and gets down on one knee* u got kik?

denchguy:

thank you

jaclcfrost:

"how are you doing?"

[makes several vague hand gestures and various noises rather than giving an actual answer]

veup:

before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about

Women don’t have to:

  • be thin
  • have a vagina
  • give birth
  • cook for you
  • have long hair
  • wear makeup
  • have sex with you
  • be feminine
  • be graceful
  • shave
  • diet
  • be fashionable
  • wear pink
  • love men
  • be the media’s idea of perfection
  • listen to your bullshit

shytoaster:

what-the-fuckasaurus-rex:

dicketysplit:

trying to write essays

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what does this mean

have u ever written an essay

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